How to cure every illness and disease in Two Point Hospital
There are 50 different illnesses, ailments, and diseases in Two Point Hospital, many inflicting hilarious visual effects on the patients that are relatively easy to spot. You can view all of your patients and their ailments, or diagnosis progress, by clicking the green person icon at the bottom left of the screen, then selecting “Patients.”
If you want to make sure your hospital is well equipped to handle the latest outbreak, you’ll have to remember which rooms are needed to treat which illnesses. A handful of illnesses can be treated in multi-purpose rooms, such as as Ward or Pharmacy, and others will require specialized rooms, such as Jest Infection, which requires a Clown Clinic.
Unfortunately, at this time, newly discovered afflictions will not appear in the hospital levels prior to those which introduced the illness. This does hurt the replayability of earlier levels. Hopefully, will be changed in a future patch.
Even though you may have the correct room required to treat a patient’s illness, the success of the treatment will depend on the certainty of the diagnosis as well as the staff’s Treatment Skill. To improve the patient’s chances, make sure that you’re assigning Doctors and Nurses with the highest diagnostic qualifications as well as those with proper treatment bonuses to their applicable rooms. For example, you’ll certainly want to assign a Nurse with the Pharmacy Management qualification, if available, to work in the Pharmacy.
Additionally, a few rooms will require staff with additional qualifications. The Psychiatry Room requires a Doctor with the Psychiatry skill, Surgery requires a Doctor with the Surgery skill, and the M.E.G.A. Scan diagnostic room requires a Doctor with Radiology. Simple enough!
Here’s a list of all of the illnesses in Two Point Hospital and what rooms, staff, and treatment are required to cure them!
Full list of illnesses and diseases in Two Point Hospital
|Illness||Treatment Room||Required Staff|
|Animal Magnetism||Pest Control||Nurse|
|Broken Face||Fracture Ward||Nurse|
|Cross Bones||Fracture Ward||Nurse|
|Decision Rash||Injection Room||Nurse|
|Denim Genes||DNA Lab||Doctor|
|Gurning Loins||Surgery||Doctor, Nurse|
|Humerus Injury||Fracture Ward||Nurse|
|Hurty Leg||Fracture Ward||Nurse|
|Jest Infection||Clown Clinic||Doctor|
|Jumbo DNA||DNA Lab||Doctor|
|Leopard Skin||DNA Lab||Doctor|
|Light Headed||De-Lux Clinic||Doctor|
|Litter Bug||Injection Room||Nurse|
|Mood Poisoning||Injection Room||Nurse|
|Pipe Organs||Surgery||Doctor, Nurse|
|Pudding Blood||Injection Room||Nurse|
|Rock Bottom||Injection Room||Nurse|
|Shock Horror||Shock Clinic||Doctor|
|Spinal Bap||Surgery||Doctor, Nurse|
|Touch of Midas||Surgery||Doctor|
|Turtle Head||Head Office||Doctor|