Petition Against Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim to destroy all copies

Bethesda will get a bit worry after reading this, A US citizen has started a petition to seize each and every copy of their recently released RPG "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim", and the worst part is that, the man want these copies to be destroyed.

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim screenshot

The man is from Tennessee, and just one day before Christmas i.e by December 24, he needs to get 25,000 signatures. You guys can check out the details in the petition below, its short and simple one:

We Petition The Obama Administration To:

Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as “SkyRim” for The Safety of America’s Youths.

Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,

Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,

Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,

We, the American people, today ask you,

  1. To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as “SkyRim” produced by Blizzard Entertainment. [Note: Developer mistaken due to lack of petitioner knowledge or stupidity]
  2. To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
  3. To prosecute the players of “SkyRim” to the fullest extent of the law.
  4. To create a national database of videogame avatars and “screen names” so that teenagers can be better monitored.

 

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